2001-03-22 - 01:40 a.m.

You can't tell the Christians from the lions without a scorecard...


Acre – my sister-in-law, married to Ichor.
AllStar – one of GG's ex's. Evidently turning into a real human being.
Amalinc – friend living in Mass. AKA R-Prime.
Apandria - friend of GG, married to ArmyNow, and currently sleeping
with OdinGoth.
Arcadia – Indigo's mom.
Ariel – young dancer in Dancing In The Aisles. Friend to Piper and Talon.
ArmyNow - ex-boyfriend to Xenogenesis, still married to Apandria,
currently dating same, with the tacit approval of OdinGoth.
Auntie Em – aging drag queen, friend of mine and GoatGoddess.
Haven't seen her in a while...


BeautifulGirl – GoatGoddess’s wonderful daughter.
Biligana – great buddy, now living in Florida.
Blandimour - friend and current intimate of Xenogenesis, gamer, instructor
at local tech school.
Bubbles – friend and former co-worker of Crow’s. Historical figure.


Cardinal – former co-worker. Nifty.
Charlotte – my cousin. Veterinarian. Trιs cool. Now dating/living with
Piper in north-central Arizona.
Cornsilk – another old friend, historical figure, and Schadenfreuder.
Cowgirl – showed up at my 31st birthday party. {shrug}
Crow – friend and Talon’s girlfriend.
Curmudgeon – former co-worker, older gent. Reminds me of my dad...


Dane – old room-mate, old friend, father of Beautiful Girl.
Diaghilev – GoatGoddess’s brother, Exinore’s boyfriend.
Didgeridu - friend, ex-boyfriend to GG, ex-roommate to OdinGoth and
Seeker. Great embouchure from what I hear...


Ebony – old acting buddy. I b'leeve he's still doing the mystery dinner-theatre
thing...
Emnie – friend and former co-worker. Great strategist, brilliant thinker, lousy
die-roller.
Euphonia - ex-girlfriend, if ever-so-briefly. Tall, pretty, Nordic, sharp.
Exinore – another one of GoatGoddess’ best friends. Historical figure.
Girlfriend of Diaghilev.


GoatGoddess – My friend of twelve years and ex-lover.
AKA Glaistig. Aka GG.
Grandpa – GoatGoddess' father.


Hedonyste – ohboy, don't ask.
HatHead - Xenogenesis' husband. Soon to be ex-husband.
HellRake - ex-intimate of Xenogenesis, plays with fire.


Ichor – My brother, married to Acre.
Imoya – old acting buddy, living in New York.
Indigo – My ex-girlfriend. Daughter to Arcadia
Inish – friend, member of Schadenfreude. Historical figure.
Current co-worker.


Jesus – no relation to the dead Jew. Former co-worker.


Lantern – friend and ex-landlord. Makes a Beltaine mead to die for...
LoanerCamera - part-time artiste and full-time loser. Has all the class,
charm, and appeal of a maggot-ridden dead dog. He may never
appear in these pages; I just wanted to mention him.
Don't mess with anyone in my tribe again, 'k?


MadHatter – good friend, acting buddy, director.
Magpie – Friend of mine, married to Tweety. Great chef, wicked on
the bass, current co-worker.
Micah – my old dog. I miss her…
Mouse – Talon’s ex-girlfriend.


Natashka – friend in the north country. Used to be, anyway...
Nautilus – my good friend and non-cousin. Ruiadh’s brother. His actions
lately make me want to kick his gimp ass, but I still love him.
Nuke-tech in the U.S. Navy.


OdinGoth - friend of GG's, ex-roommate of Seeker and Didgeridu.
Currently dating Apandria. I'd write it all down, but you'd think I
was making it up...


Padraigin – friend, former co-worker, music guru. Now living in the
San Francisco Bay Area.
Pandemic - GG's boss, cool guy.
Panthera – former co-worker and friend.
Piper – good friend, big redhead, bagpiper. AKA The Troll. Currently
dating my cousin, Charlotte, and living with her up north.


Rajah – friend from work.
Rhiannon – friend and former co-worker.
Ruiadh – my good friend and ex-fianceι. Nautilus’s sister.
Currently living in Maine.


Savage Queen – one of GoatGoddess’s best friends.
Schadenfreude - a mercenary company in the Society for Creative
Anachronism. Look it up. I dare ya...
Secretariat - friend of GG's, Pandemic's long-time lover and secretary.
Seeker - friend and one of GG's ex's. Cute little bald Goth.
I miss you, my friend...
SnackCake – another ex-girlfriend, currently working for SRP.
SoulGimp - former co-worker and gaming buddy.


Tadpole – Friend, former room-mate and former co-worker.
Talon – my best friend. Broken nose. Mind like a well-oiled steel trap.
Crow’s boyfriend.
Tweety – Magpie’s wife. Professional masseuse. Don't ever invite forty-two
people over to her home. Again.


Weaver - friend for several years, gaming buddy, ex-girlfriend. Wonderful
dancer. Used to date Piper. I miss her. Sue me.


Xenogenesis - sweet young Goth, ex-girlfriend, current roommate, former
intimate of ArmyNow and HellRake, currently seeing Blandimour.
Still married (!) to HatHead.

Padraigin
Ruiadh
Amalinc
Natashka
Crow

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